by John | May 25, 2014 | Blog
Artist unknown from “Navy Bride” in G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.
So I’ve been at sea for 13 months (mostly without sex) and you think the first thing I want is dinner? Trust me, Sweetie, I haven’t been lying awake at nights dreaming of your cucumber salad.
Or even your meat loaf!
It’s you that I want. Delicious you!
Hmm. And, of course, a really good carrot cake—after (or even during) sex.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 22, 2014 | Blog
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958.
You be the bread and butter. I’ll be the jam. And maybe the pickle.
Bring napkins. This is going to be messy.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 20, 2014 | Blog
Art by Bill Ward from “Vengeance of Love” in Diary Loves #2, 1949.
Or maybe you could find him and punch his stupid face until he cries…louder than a little girl. (Well, louder than you anyway.)
But you’re too good for that aren’t you?
So, instead, you opt to be mature and sensible. And put dog poop in his heat vents.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 18, 2014 | Blog
Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” from Diary Loves #9, 1951.
Seriously, Claire. Sit down and soak your feet. And wear some flats next time. Although…they are sorta sexy. Not that I (or any men) care about that sort of thing.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 15, 2014 | Blog
Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” in Diary Loves #9.
I charge by the dance.
—$5 for a foxtrot.
—$10 for a boogie woogie.
—$200 for private “ballroom” dancing—on your lap.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
