Daddy Should’ve Warned Me About You

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from "I Played with Fire" in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from “I Played with Fire” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Five Things You Should Learn from Your Daddy

1. You can’t trust boys.

2. Young men are worse.

3. Middle-aged men? Holy crud! Don’t you have any standards?

4. Older men? What’s wrong with you? Can’t you find someone you own age?

5. Just get a cat. Preferably a female.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

Cute Nose…and More

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from "Take My Number" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

All those other body parts? Those are nice too!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

I Never Knew What Happiness Was

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from "I Took the Wrong Road" in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

HER: I thought I was happy when I was dating all those other perverts. But settling for you means I must’ve been wrong.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Time for a Change?

Art by Bill Ward from "I Danced with Heartbreak" in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Top Five Things to Change About Myself:

1. I will no longer call people %$$#@ing idiots when they disagree with me. Well, not to their ugly faces. But I will make fun of them on Facebook.

2. I will stop swearing—at least in church.

3. I will stop watching reality shows that don’t feature nudity.

4. From now on, I’ll really give a damn about people. And, when I don’t, I’ll do a better job of faking it.

5. I will spend less time making lists.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.