Me? Crude?
I’m like crude oil. Greasy and I leave stains!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
I’m like crude oil. Greasy and I leave stains!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Castle on the Hill” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.
Hmm. If money was no object, where would you live?
Personally, I’d live in a time machine shaped like a police call box. It would, of course, be bigger inside than it looks.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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When your ex tells other men about you and these men start showing up at your door, you should…
A) Feel flattered. (Your rating on Yelp is bound to go up!)
B) Invite these men in. (Good hospitality is always important!)
C) Validate their parking.
D) Be attentive. To show that you’re truly interested, ask them questions. For instance: Are they married?
E) Then, pretend to believe them.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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What should Lucinda have raised that would’ve been less controversial than cats?
A. Cute, cuddly puppy dogs.
B. Unicorns.
C. Marijuana.
D. Tax deductions—uh, I mean children.
E. Killer tomatoes.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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The drugs are working! I’m insanely happy—even when I’m ironing. So far, I’ve ironed everything in the house—including my husband!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.