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fine jams and jellies since 1982
on May 17, 2026 at 7:22 pm
“Here is what we do!..
…The Service Men! All of them! I’ll sex them all so good, they’ll forget they have spines! They’ll be too limp to go out on shore leave!”
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…We make Flan! Loads and loads of Flan! Because who can get into fights when there’s Flan to be had! Oh, that caramel-a-my goodness!”
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…We leak a rumor on the internet that the killers said Taylor Swift is fat and can’t sing. That will unleash the Swifties upon them!”
“Egads Man! That’s against the Geneva Convention!”
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…Hookers! We do Hookers! No matter what happens! No matter how bad things get! We! Keep! Hookering!
“It may not be the only chance we have. But it’s the one I’m willing to take!”
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…We trick the killers into a locked room with Nick Fuentes and Hasan Piker and a recording of Trump’s last speech.”
“Egads Man! That’s not as bad as the Swifties, but it’s still pretty extreme!”
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…We put on a show! I’ll dress up as Lizi Manelli! You dress up as Joel Grey!
What good
is sitting
at home every night?
Come to the Ca-bah-reeeet!”
“Here is what we do!..
…The Service Men! All of them! I’ll sex them all so good, they’ll forget they have spines! They’ll be too limp to go out on shore leave!”
_____________________________
…We make Flan! Loads and loads of Flan! Because who can get into fights when there’s Flan to be had! Oh, that caramel-a-my goodness!”
_____________________________
…We leak a rumor on the internet that the killers said Taylor Swift is fat and can’t sing. That will unleash the Swifties upon them!”
“Egads Man! That’s against the Geneva Convention!”
_____________________________
…Hookers! We do Hookers! No matter what happens! No matter how bad things get! We! Keep! Hookering!
“It may not be the only chance we have. But it’s the one I’m willing to take!”
_____________________________
…We trick the killers into a locked room with Nick Fuentes and Hasan Piker and a recording of Trump’s last speech.”
“Egads Man! That’s not as bad as the Swifties, but it’s still pretty extreme!”
_____________________________
…We put on a show! I’ll dress up as Lizi Manelli! You dress up as Joel Grey!
What good
is sitting
at home every night?
Come to the Ca-bah-reeeet!”
Sing it with me now!