Great Soup, Great Sex by John | Jan 11, 2026 | Blog | 5 comments Curious to see more of the vintage art? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicbookPlus. 5 Comments fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 11, 2026 at 10:04 pm Why he’s not hungry: -Because he’s telling himself, “This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!” -She’s bringing him Shredded Wheat. Why is she bringing him Shredded Wheat? She knows he’s a Fruit Loops kind a’ guy. – He still prefers to be breast fed. – He was at the Amsterdam strip club when Lizzo made her dancers eat fruit. The image of those bananas still haunts him. – Gravy should not be the color Puce. Nothing should be the color Puce. – He went out last night under the fellas-er…with the fellas. And his tummy is still feeling full. – Because he can’t have any pudding if he don’t eat his meat. How can he have any pudding if he don’t eat his meat? Reply Dave Dell on January 12, 2026 at 4:59 am What a great opening for her: Darling, Why the long face? Reply Rex on January 12, 2026 at 5:33 am You burned your tongue during sex? That’s very, very wrong! Or….. very, very right? I confess to not knowing. Reply Rex on January 12, 2026 at 5:34 am You’ve probably seen this one before: Q: Do you smoke after sex? A: I don’t know, I’ve never looked! Reply Mr. Scott on January 13, 2026 at 8:43 am Well, no wonder; you’re not supposed to be licking *that*! Reply Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ
fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 11, 2026 at 10:04 pm Why he’s not hungry: -Because he’s telling himself, “This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!” -She’s bringing him Shredded Wheat. Why is she bringing him Shredded Wheat? She knows he’s a Fruit Loops kind a’ guy. – He still prefers to be breast fed. – He was at the Amsterdam strip club when Lizzo made her dancers eat fruit. The image of those bananas still haunts him. – Gravy should not be the color Puce. Nothing should be the color Puce. – He went out last night under the fellas-er…with the fellas. And his tummy is still feeling full. – Because he can’t have any pudding if he don’t eat his meat. How can he have any pudding if he don’t eat his meat? Reply
Dave Dell on January 12, 2026 at 4:59 am What a great opening for her: Darling, Why the long face? Reply
Rex on January 12, 2026 at 5:33 am You burned your tongue during sex? That’s very, very wrong! Or….. very, very right? I confess to not knowing. Reply
Rex on January 12, 2026 at 5:34 am You’ve probably seen this one before: Q: Do you smoke after sex? A: I don’t know, I’ve never looked! Reply
Mr. Scott on January 13, 2026 at 8:43 am Well, no wonder; you’re not supposed to be licking *that*! Reply
Why he’s not hungry:
-Because he’s telling himself, “This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!”
-She’s bringing him Shredded Wheat. Why is she bringing him Shredded Wheat? She knows he’s a Fruit Loops kind a’ guy.
– He still prefers to be breast fed.
– He was at the Amsterdam strip club when Lizzo made her dancers eat fruit. The image of those bananas still haunts him.
– Gravy should not be the color Puce. Nothing should be the color Puce.
– He went out last night under the fellas-er…with the fellas. And his tummy is still feeling full.
– Because he can’t have any pudding if he don’t eat his meat. How can he have any pudding if he don’t eat his meat?
What a great opening for her:
Darling, Why the long face?
You burned your tongue during sex? That’s very, very wrong!
Or….. very, very right?
I confess to not knowing.
You’ve probably seen this one before:
Q: Do you smoke after sex?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never looked!
Well, no wonder; you’re not supposed to be licking *that*!