Many thanks to Mischievous Mike Pascale for adding the crystal ball and making various other art changes.
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SCENE: Madam Fortuna is holding a crystal ball and talking to a smiling, exited man.
FORTUNA: My crystal ball reveals...your love life improves in 2026!
MAN: Y-y-you mean…at last I’m going to have sex?
FORTUNA: Yes! But only with yourself!
1930’s Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Fortune Tellers: John Lustig & Mike Pascale
(Original art unavailable.)
DJP.lk194_LK_MP_Smiling
FORTUNA: My crystal ball reveals...your love life improves in 2026!
MAN: Y-y-you mean…at last I’m going to have sex?
FORTUNA: Yes! But only with yourself!
1930’s Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Fortune Tellers: John Lustig & Mike Pascale
(Original art unavailable.)
DJP.lk194_LK_MP_Smiling
But she DID say that it would be better?
Those hands! He wants to strangle her!
Hands are hard to draw…
https://imgur.com/QPGeVl1
Or, he’s getting ready to grip something else.
Nothing like a good audit to tell a companies future.
This guy looks like he needs parental guidance. He might hurt himself.