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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on July 6, 2025 at 10:34 pm

   “If I wait until I see his face to decide my love, I’ll be a…coward…

   …If only I could fondle something instead! Hey! Wait a minute…”

   …Oh, if only I weren’t so shallow and vain! Love would be so much easier if I weren’t such a narcissist!”

   …Or I’ll be just like all those women in the dating Tik Tok videos. A coward or a fool! What a choice!”

   …This has me so discombobulated I keep losing track of my forehead! Here it is! Now hold on to your forehead Shelly! Hold on for dear life!”
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   We’ve secretly replaced this blind woman’s boyfriend with Folger’s instant coffee. Let’s see if she can taste the difference!
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   What he’s probably thinking right now:

   …Well I told Larry I’d watch his girlfriend while he was out. But maybe I shouldn’t have followed her into the bathroom…

   …Oh damn. I can tell from the frantic gestures and pained, puzzled expression on her face. She’s overcomplicating things in her head again. Sigh. Now we’ll have to have another “talk” and I’ll spend an hour telling her I love her. Oh well. At least while she’s blind, I won’t have to hide the irritated expression on my face.

   …You know I really like bacon. Maybe when she’s got her sight back, I can take her out for BLTs. I really like BLTs. I hope she does. I mean, she could have a salad if she wants. I’d be okay with that.
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   Happy Sweater Day!

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