I Hear You’ve Been Naughty

I Hear You’ve Been Naughty

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SCENE: Santa holding the wrists of an upset woman.

SANTA CLAUS: I hear you’ve been naughty!

WOMAN: Fake news! I blame the media!

1951 Artist Unknown Re-Ink and Santa Outfit: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Blame the Writer: John Lustig

Original Art: From “Nightmare Journey” in Diary Loves #9.

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Look Out, Chicks!

Look Out, Chicks!

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SCENE: Three roosters dressed up like Santa.

ROOSTER #1: Chicks, you better watch out! You better not cry!

ROOSTER #2: Better not pout, I'm telling you why!

ROOSTER #3: ‘Cause...Santa Cocks are coming to town!

Art: Fowl AI Feeling Cocky : John Lustig

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A Christmas Gift for Junior

A Christmas Gift for Junior

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SCENE: Bored woman sitting at a desk with a book. Man snatches the book away from her in the 2nd panel.

TITLE: A Christmas Gift for Junior?
CAPTION: I wrote Disney comics for decades. So I’ve thought a lot about what makes a good story for kids. And I’ve come to the conclusion it’s the same thing that makes any story good. Never talk down to your readers. (Even if some of ‘em need booster seats.) And always write something you’d want to read yourself. It’s that simple. --John Lustig

WOMAN: This graphic novel is sorta dull! <Yawn!> but...I guess junior will enjoy it!

MAN: Stop! If it bores you, it’ll probably bore Junior! Then he’ll get cranky and crave thrills! By the time he’s ten he could be robbing liquor stores!

CAPTION: Don’t doom your child to a life of crime! Remember: good children’s books are ageless!
1949 Artist Unknown Young at Heart Writer: John Lustig

Original Art: From the story “The Man in Her Diary” in Glamorous Romances 42

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Glad You Called!

Glad You Called!

She loves telemarketers!

Sorry. No link to the original art for now. We’re revamping the website and until that’s finished, I can’t do links.

—John

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VOICE ON PHONE: Hi! I…

WOMAN TALKING ON PHONE: Oh, darling! I’m so glad you called! I want you here...naked and in bed with me!

VOICE ON PHONE: Sounds great, lady. But, uh…who do you think I am?

WOMAN TALKING ON PHONE: Does it matter?

1953 Art: John Celardo Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Switchboard: John Lustig & Rich Hernandez

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Hit the Road, Jack!

Hit the Road, Jack!

Sorry. No link to the original art for now. We’re revamping the website and until that’s finished, I can’t do links.

—John

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WOMAN IN SLINKY NIGHTGOWN: Hit the road, Jack, and don’t you come back...until you buy me some expensive bling...to go with this outfit! Better make it snappy before I get cold...and switch to my flannel nightgown.

1947 Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Jenny Blake

Original Art: From the Kayo Kirby story in Fight Comics #50

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