He Loves Women

He Loves Women

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

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SCENE: Man with a scarf is talking to a woman.

MAN: Women? Sure, I love ‘em! I even dated one...once!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Dated Himself More Than Once: John Lustig

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The Love Tax

The Love Tax

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

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DAUGHTER: <Sob>Sometimes love is so...taxing!

MOM: I know! Some nights I can barely afford to pay your dad!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Foreground Color: Dan McConnell
Fantastic Facial Fixer: Mike Pascale
Master Taxer: John Lustig

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Joe Cupid Explains It All

Joe Cupid Explains It All

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus. The story begins on Page 11.

Past episodes of Abby Amour:

The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony Isabella with re-purposed art by Frank Frazetta. Color by Diego Jourdan Pereira! Lettering, crazy layout and special effects by John Lustig.

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LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour


CAPTION: Joe Cupid (Love Cop) explains it all!


JOE: Colonel Bluster is my father!


JOE: Mom made me take her second ex-husband’s name!


JOE: That creep Johnny Sacko is my half-brother...


JOE: ...from Mom’s third ex-husband!


JOE: Dad just had Johnny transferred to Antarctica!


ABBY: Whoa! Those weren’t plot twists!


ABBY: They were plot tsunamis!


CAPTION: To be continued next Friday!


I’m Not That Kind of Girl!

I’m Not That Kind of Girl!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” in FIRST KISS #9, 1959. (No link to the whole comic this time because First Kiss #9 is not online.)

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SCENE: Woman and man sitting next to each other on a plane.

WOMAN: I’m not that kind of girl! Unless...you’re that kind of boy!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman

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Citizen Cane

Citizen Cane

Sorry, I don’t have a copy of the full magazine ad that this art came from. So no original art this time.

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SCENE: 1920. An older, apparently affluent man is sitting, reading a newspaper when a butler gets his attention and starts to hand the old fellow a walking can. Outside the window is a Pierce-Arrow car.

BUTLER: I found your cane, sir! It was in the Ladies room--with your under garments...and a thank you note from “Trixie!”

Ad for 1920 Art: Pierce-Arrow Car Company Artist: Unknown
Butler Extraordinaire: John Lustig

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