Abby Amour, Part 11–More Questions and Answers
Original Vintage Art & Text
Transcript:
CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour
CAPTION: Abby answers more questions!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
I hear you might leave the military. If so, perhaps you could become a lingerie model! I’ve got some underwear you can model. (Only slightly used.) And God knows I’d hire you—at least for an evening! Maybe two if you’re into latex!
—Fruit of the Loom
Dear Fruit:
Thanks for the offer, but I might become anactress. With my talent and special ability* I’m sure I’d be in demand!
—Abby
SCENE: Image of Abby with John Wayne
ABBY: Duke, if you don’t already have a Duchess, can I apply for the position?
JOHN WAYNE: Just one position? I know lots! Let’s go for several!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Something sexy and fabulous I bet!
—Not A Stalker (Despite All the Arrests)
Dearest Stalker:
You bet I am! I’m going as myself! What could be sexier and more fabulous than that?
—Abby
TEXT: *See last Friday’s Abby Amour comic for details about Abby’s nuclear-powered ability to change her appearance–and look better than you!
John Wayne Art: Al Williamson & Frank Frazetta
Abby Alone: Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Fabulous Me: John Lustig
CAPTION: Abby answers more questions!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
I hear you might leave the military. If so, perhaps you could become a lingerie model! I’ve got some underwear you can model. (Only slightly used.) And God knows I’d hire you—at least for an evening! Maybe two if you’re into latex!
—Fruit of the Loom
Dear Fruit:
Thanks for the offer, but I might become anactress. With my talent and special ability* I’m sure I’d be in demand!
—Abby
SCENE: Image of Abby with John Wayne
ABBY: Duke, if you don’t already have a Duchess, can I apply for the position?
JOHN WAYNE: Just one position? I know lots! Let’s go for several!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Something sexy and fabulous I bet!
—Not A Stalker (Despite All the Arrests)
Dearest Stalker:
You bet I am! I’m going as myself! What could be sexier and more fabulous than that?
—Abby
TEXT: *See last Friday’s Abby Amour comic for details about Abby’s nuclear-powered ability to change her appearance--and look better than you!
John Wayne Art: Al Williamson & Frank Frazetta
Abby Alone: Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Fabulous Me: John Lustig