She Has a Giant Problem

She Has a Giant Problem

Next up, writer Tony Isabella has the Fifty-Foot Female square off against Godzilla & King Kong! (Just kidding, I think.)

Original, Vintage Art:

Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, May 1950. Quality Comics.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman wearing a large bath or beach towel at seashore.

CAPTION: Personals
Women Seeking Men

CAPTION #1: Personals
Women Seeking Men

CAPTION #2: Fifty-foot woman seeks fifty-foot man, preferably a tailor with a large needle.

1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman wearing a large bath or beach towel at seashore.

CAPTION: Personals
Women Seeking Men

CAPTION #1: Personals
Women Seeking Men

CAPTION #2: Fifty-foot woman seeks fifty-foot man, preferably a tailor with a large needle.

1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Do You Feel Lucky?

Do You Feel Lucky?

Original, Vintage Art:

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in New Romances #14, 1952.

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN: You make me want to puke!

MAN: Women always say that! But when I kiss ‘em…only half actually barf!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe

New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN: You make me want to puke!

MAN: Women always say that! But when I kiss ‘em...only half actually barf!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe

New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Buxom Bunny to the Rescue

Buxom Bunny to the Rescue

Happy Easter!

(And big thanks to pals Allen Freeman and Mike Pascale for the art.)

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Beautiful woman in a costume that resembles the Playboy bunny outfits.

BUXOM BUNNY: The
Easter Bunny
can’t make it. So I
got out this costume from my Playboy
days! Now where’s
your wife and
kids? I can’t wait to surprise them!

2010 Art: Allen Freeman Bunnification: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Beautiful woman in a costume that resembles the Playboy bunny outfits.

BUXOM BUNNY: The
Easter Bunny
can’t make it. So I
got out this costume from my Playboy
days! Now where’s
your wife and
kids? I can’t wait to surprise them!

2010 Art: Allen Freeman Bunnification: Mike Pascale

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Don’t Be a Blockhead this Easter

Don’t Be a Blockhead this Easter

Happy Easter!

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Five Easter Island statues.

STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!

STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!

STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!

CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island

Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya

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SCENE: Five Easter Island statues.

STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!

STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!

STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!

CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island

Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya