Unsocial Distancing

Unsocial Distancing

Last Friday’s comic came with a challenge. It mentioned two real women by their first names: “Bettie” and “Bunny.”

I asked readers to guess the full names of the women. I offered no prize, but said the first person to do so would have “the glory of knowing you’re cooler than everyone else.”

Therefore let it be known that Tom Duffy guessed first and correctly: “Bettie Page” (famed pinup model from the 1950s) and “Bunny Yeager” (Page’s most famous photographer.)

So forevermore—at least for now—Tom Duffy is officially “cooler than everyone else!”

Congrats, Tom!

Vintage Art & Text:

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

 

Transcript:
SCENE: Man wearing an ascot is talking to a woman and has her chin in one of his hands.

MAN: We did the social. Now for the distancing!

WOMAN: Call me sometime. I’ll enjoy not calling you back!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Everything Else: John Lustig

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SCENE: Man wearing an ascot is talking to a woman and has her chin in one of his hands.

MAN: We did the social. Now for the distancing!

WOMAN: Call me sometime. I’ll enjoy not calling you back!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Everything Else: John Lustig

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The Wind Tunnel of Love

The Wind Tunnel of Love

We can’t see Monk’s and Ham’s dates here. But writer Tony Isabella named these wind-blown women after real people. Who were they?

The first person to identify them properly wins…absolutely nothing. Except, of course, the glory of knowing you’re cooler than everyone else.

(Yes. This is gonna be embarrassingly easy for many of you pop culture fans.)

Vintage Art & Text:

Art & script by Jack Keller from the story “Highway Halfwits” in Teenage Hotrodders #15, 1965.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two grinning men as their hair blows in a fierce wind.

CAPTION: Doc Savage aides Ham and Monk…are on a
double-date.

HAM: Hey, girls!
Doesn’t this Wind Tunnel of Love…make my
hair look great? Bettie?
Bunny?

MONK: Our dates can’t hear you, shyster! They were blown…about 200 yards down this contraption!

1965 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer of Bronze: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Two grinning men as their hair blows in a fierce wind.

CAPTION: Doc Savage aides Ham and Monk...are on a
double-date.

HAM: Hey, girls!
Doesn’t this Wind Tunnel of Love...make my
hair look great? Bettie?
Bunny?

MONK: Our dates can’t hear you, shyster! They were blown...about 200 yards down this contraption!

1965 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer of Bronze: Tony Isabella

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Birthday Surprise

Birthday Surprise

Vintage Art & Text:

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “My Secret” in FIRST KISS #27, 1962.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman leans into him and smiles.

WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!

MAN (thinking): Her
Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
Everything Else: John Lustig

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SCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman leans into him and smiles.

WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!

MAN (thinking): Her
Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
Everything Else: John Lustig

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Marriage Counts

Marriage Counts

Original, Vintage Art & Text:

Art by Joe Sinnott and Vince Colletta from BRIDES IN LOVE #29, 1962.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Bride and groom outside a church. The bride is below the church steps crying. The groom is in the background and has just come out of the church door and is obviously going after her and calling out to her.

BRIDE: Y-you’ve been <Sob> married before?!!

GROOM: Only once or twice! Certainly no more than seven or eight times…depending on how you count the twins!

1962 Art: Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Bride and groom outside a church. The bride is below the church steps crying. The groom is in the background and has just come out of the church door and is obviously going after her and calling out to her.


BRIDE: Y-you’ve been <Sob> married before?!!

GROOM: Only once or twice! Certainly no more than seven or eight times...depending on how you count the twins!

1962 Art: Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Monster Movie Madness

Monster Movie Madness

I’m always happy to present a new comic written by the great Tony Isabella. I’m doubly pleased this time because today’s comic was a joint effort and (for the first time) I get to share a writing byline with Tony!

 

Art by Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta from the story “The Day Manhattan Died!” in Gorgo #5, Jan. 1962. Charlton Comics.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Gorgo and another monster (this one tentacled) are fighting, knocking over buildings as the city is in flames and a fighter jet fires at them.

CAPTION: Gorgo was done with this movie! He was a serious actor! He knew his lines! Why didn’t his costar know his? How hard was it to memorize…”RRAAAUUGHHH?”

1962 Art: Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta Art Restoration: John Lustig
Writers: Tony Isabella & John Lustig

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SCENE: Gorgo and another monster (this one tentacled) are fighting, knocking over buildings as the city is in flames and a fighter jet fires at them.

CAPTION: Gorgo was done with this movie! He was a serious actor! He knew his lines! Why didn’t his costar know his? How hard was it to memorize..."RRAAAUUGHHH?"

1962 Art: Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta Art Restoration: John Lustig
Writers: Tony Isabella & John Lustig

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