If I Was a Gift…

If I Was a Gift…

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #7, 1959.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #7, 1959.

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SCENE: A blonde woman is talking to herself. There's a Christmas wreath in the background.

WOMAN: If I was a gift, I’d be expensive! Beautifully wrapped…and laid under the tree!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Color: Allen Freeman

Marry for Money

Marry for Money

I also want nightly foot massages; eternal youth; and an endless supply of prunes without pits.

Pencils by Charles Nicholas in Nurse Betsy Crane #18, 1962.

Pencils by Charles Nicholas in Nurse Betsy Crane #18, 1962.

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SCENE: A man sternly holds up one finger:

MAN: Of course, I’m not marrying you just for your money! I want
sex too!

Pencils: Charles Nicholas Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Nurse Betsy Crane #18 1962

Holy Dirt

Holy Dirt

Inked by Dick Giordano for First Kiss #3, 1958.

Inked by Dick Giordano for First Kiss #3, 1958.

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SCENE: Woman is walking away from a man.

MAN: I worship the ground you walk on!

WOMAN: Aim higher!

Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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3.4.2.3

All Yours…for Now

All Yours…for Now

I’m all yours until 5 p.m. Friday. Unless, of course, my girlfriend comes back early. In that case, hide in the closet and try to be respectful. No snickering while I’m trying to have sex.

Art by Vince Colletta from First Kiss #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from First Kiss #9, 1959.

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SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: I met someone else! But she’s out of town! So... I’m all yours!

Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman

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9.1.4.7

All in Her Family

All in Her Family

Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.
And you know who you were then, girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

–Theme Song from ALL IN THE FAMILY

“Those Were The Days”
by Lee Adams and Charles Strouse

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #8, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #8, 1958.

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SCENE: A man and three women are sitting at a table eating.

MAN: It was an “All in the Family” moment! We met when I was dating her brother!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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