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I love this.

The idea of not dating women as a revenue source is perfect for me. Pay me and I promise not to date you.*

For a little more, family are rates available. (I promise not to date your daughter, mother and—-granny? I promise not to date her for free.)

Guys, I don’t want you to feel left out. I wasn’t planning to date any of you. But why take chances. Send me some money to be safe.

*This offer is void if you happen to be my wife.


Art is from the cover of Heart Throbs #105. Pencils credited to Jim Pike. ©DC Comics.

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