Let’s Pretend

Let’s Pretend

And then I’ll pretend I believe you…

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SCENE: Woman looks up at man just before they kiss.

WOMAN: Just kiss me, you big phony! And this time…pretend you mean it!

What’ll They Think of Next?

What’ll They Think of Next?

I love newspapers, but that’s old news…

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SCENE: Woman looking (incredulously) at a newspaper.

WOMAN (thinking): News printed on dead trees! How quaint!

Stimulate Me

Stimulate Me

Sometimes good things don’t come in small packages…

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SCENE: A man reaches out to a woman who is running away from him.

MAN: You said you didn’t mind that I’m a banker!

WOMAN: That was before I saw your “private” stimulus package!