by John | Aug 7, 2009 | Uncategorized
It always strikes me as bizarre that in the movies a woman removes her glasses (or has them removed) and suddenly, the chump she’s with discovers that she’s beautiful. And then–and this is the truly crazy part–she doesn’t wear or need her glasses for the rest of the movie. Did her eyesight suddenly improve?
Hmm. If that’s all it takes then I have a message for all the women who wear glasses and are reading this. You’re beautiful, gorgeous and a sight to behold. Cured? Great. I’ll send you my bill!
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↓ TranscriptMAN (who has removed a woman's glasses and is staring at her passionately): Without your glasses you’re gorgeous
WOMAN (thinks): if only I could see who he is!
by John | Aug 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
After a week of record highs–if 103 doesn’t sound hot to you then you don’t live in Seattle–we’re finally back in the 80s & 70s! Yippee!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (on bed): Is it hot in here or is it just me...being incredible?
by John | Aug 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
Hey, anyone who’s a parent is really a superhero, right?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A mom and dad at home with their young daughter.
CAPTION: Dr. Hugo Mania and Prof. Mary Shrinkhead (AKA Major Ego and Captain Id) were as happy as two superheroes could be! But then they got married and soon they were facing their toughest challenge…raising a child!
MAJOR EGO: Let’s take Suzy with us on our crime patrol!
CAPTAIN ID: She can carry a laser cannon! We’ll call her Super Ego…the tiny tot of Freudian Justice!
SUZY: But I want to go to the beach!
PANEL TWO:
SCENE: SCENE: Scene shifts to family in bathing suits at the beach.
CAPTION: Holy Dr. Spock! What a dilemma! Pummeling criminals (until they admit their self-destructive tendencies) or spending "quality time" at the beach! What will they choose?
CAPTAIN ID: Well…I suppose we can fight crime here instead!
MAJOR EGO: Sure! Evil mutant surfers are bound to show up!
SUZY: Lord! I just pray I was adopted!
