by John | May 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptDIVER (about to be attacked by shark): Those gaping
jaws! that look of insatiable hunger!
DIVER (again): No! Wait! It’s just a shark!
DIVER (again): For a moment...I was afraid it was my ex-wife!
by John | May 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
Hopefully, before next month rolls around this guy will discover that you can read comics for free on the Internet! Otherwise, things could get messy…
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↓ TranscriptCAPTION: In the brutal, ancient past before web comics existed...
MAN (talking to mother of girl he's embracing): We're getting married! In fact...You're practically a Grandma!
MOTHER: Dream on! You can’t support a family! You spend all your money on comic books!
MAN: T-t-then I'll give up comics! I'll go cold Turkey!
CAPTION: "I took up smoking and drinking! Anything to keep
my mind off my cravings! But then...I had an idea!"
MAN: I can still buy comics...if I sell one of my kidneys!
MAN: But...what'll I do next month?
by John | May 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
If only getting a job was this easy…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (in college graduation cap and gown kissing a man who's also wearing a cap and gown.): By the way, what’s your major?
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
by John | May 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
The world would be a better place if some people (insert name of your least favorite politician, relative or coworker) skipped work and read comics. Of course, I’m not talking about you. But some people…definitely.
In fact, we could probably avoid most wars if people just stayed home and read comics. Hmm…imagine that. Comics reading for world peace!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: So much to do--so little time to ignore it all and read comics!
by John | May 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
The longest of long-time readers might recognize this as a modified version of the first Last Kiss comic ever published–way back in 1996! Yes, this is the twisted silliness that launched the vast Last Kiss empire.
The moral of this story? Kids, don’t listen to your parents! You can make a living being a smart ass!
↓ TranscriptScene: Couple in bathing suits at beach. Woman crying.
MAN: Honey, please! Next time you bury me in the sand...don't put me in a casket!
WOMAN: My other husbands never minded when I buried
them!
