Lush-Lipped Woman
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POLICEMAN (to nurse): I’m looking for A beautiful woman...with lush lips and a tattoo on her tush that says, “Kiss me, you fool!”
NURSE: Gosh! Who isn’t?
NURSE: Gosh! Who isn’t?
Lets Swap
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WOMAN (to apprehensive man): Let’s swap!
You cook! And I’ll complain about the food!
You cook! And I’ll complain about the food!
April Fool…you!
While goofing off…er, doing research for today’s comic, I was reading up about about April Fool’s Day and I came across this video which apparently ran on the BBC on April 1, 2008. It’s all absolutely real. Trust me. Would I (and the BBC) kid you?
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WOMAN: I was worried at first, but then he explained...you can’t
get pregnant on April Fool’s Day!
get pregnant on April Fool’s Day!
