Time To Be Me

Time To Be Me

Yes, being yourself takes time. For me, it’s a life long job. I’ve thought about taking a vacation from being myself, but it never seems to work out.

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WOMAN (putting on me): Being me takes forever!

Virgin Hopes

Virgin Hopes

Hope springs eternal. And so, apparently, does virginity!

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WOMAN #1: I'm a virgin!
WOMAN #2: Again?