Too Happy To Be A Star

Too Happy To Be A Star

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MAN to WOMAN: But we can’t be happy! Happy people aren’t reality TV stars!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Remotely Controlled

Remotely Controlled

Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”

Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!

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SCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.

WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?

MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!