Drill Me

I Love You Deeply

Drill Me

I dug deep for this joke. Too deep?

Art by L.B. Cole from the cover of Top Love Stories #6, Feb. 1951.

 

TRANSCRIPT:

SCENE: Man and red-headed woman embracing passionately—about to kiss.

MAN: I don’t care what anyone says! I know you’re good…deep down!

WOMAN: Sure! I get better the deeper you go!

1951 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk322

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SCENE: Man and red-headed woman embracing passionately---about to kiss.

MAN: I don’t care what anyone says! I know you’re good...deep down!

WOMAN: Sure! I get better the deeper you go!

1951 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk322

Nude Picnic

I’m trying to decide what not to wear today.

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

 

Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.

WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk310

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Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.

WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk310

Brain Pain

Bad foreplay quickly leads to…oneplay!

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

 

 

Transcription:

WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!

1950 Pencils: Bill Ward        Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk13

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

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WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!

1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk13

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

Is that Protection in Your Pocket? Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

Like a Boy Scout, he’s always prepared. (But he’s unlikely to get any merit badges!)

 

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

 

 

 

Transcription:

SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.

MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker        Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.

MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk468

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

Electric Sex

Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!

Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.

1958 Artist Unknown      Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!

Artist unknown. From the story "His Face Before Me" in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.

1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk464