Married Sex?

To feed the Dreaded Deadline Monster, I sometimes brush off an old comic, clean it up a bit and re-run it. But I rarely revamp a gag as much as this one which originally ran on July 22, 2009. New art. Newly revamped text. I think this version is funnier. What do you think?

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

 

Transcription:
WOMAN: Honey, you don’t need to beg for sex! After all…we’re not married yet!
MAN: I-I beg your pardon?
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Codes: DJP.lk441   New Romances 14.9.4

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Transcription:
WOMAN: Honey, you don’t need to beg for sex! After all...we’re not married yet!
MAN: I-I beg your pardon?
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Codes: DJP.lk441 New Romances 14.9.4
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Too Much Booze

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “One Heartbreak Too Many” in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

↓ Transcript
MAN: One of us has had too much to drink!

WOMAN (with drink): If I go home with you...it’s me!

1964 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk413 39.1.3.5

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "One Heartbreak Too Many" in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

The Big Bang Theory

Art by Mort Meskin & Jerry Robinson from the story “Larceny in the Lighthouse” from THE BLACK TERROR #24, 1948

 

Transcript:

MAN WITH CIGARETTE: Birth control is just a theory, babe! Let’s wait for more studies!

1948 Art: Mort Meskin & Jerry Robinson Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk240 The-Black-Terror-#24.32.6

Art by Mort Meskin & Jerry Robinson from the story “Larceny in the Lighthouse” from THE BLACK TERROR #24, 1948

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MAN WITH CIGARETTE: Birth control is just a theory, babe! Let’s wait
for more studies!

1948 Art: Mort Meskin & Jerry Robinson Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk240 The-Black-Terror-#24.32.6

Art by Mort Meskin & Jerry Robinson from the story "Larceny in the Lighthouse" from THE BLACK TERROR #24, 1948

Safe Sex? Always!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

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WOMAN: I hope you practice safe sex!

MAN: Sure! I always wait ‘til my wife’s out of town!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story "Good Ole Joe" in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

His Balls Are in the Gutter

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “One Too Many Heartbreaks” in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: bowling alley

MAN #1 (to Man #2): I’m rolling gutter balls, but I’ll bet I can still score!

WOMAN WITH BOWLING BALL: I’ll take that bet!

1964 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk408 FK39.1.1.2

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "One Too Many Heartbreaks" in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.