Bedroom Eyes

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: 1903 photograph of a young woman.

WOMAN: It’s true! I have bedroom eyes. But…what about the rest of me?

1903 Model: “Miss N” Photographer: Gertrude Käsebier
Eye Drop Delivery Boy: John Lustig

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SCENE: 1903 photograph of a young woman.

WOMAN: It’s true! I have bedroom eyes. But...what about the rest of me?

1903 Model: “Miss N” Photographer: Gertrude Käsebier
Eye Drop Delivery Boy: John Lustig

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Never Had Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN #1: Really! I’ve never had sex! I swear!

WOMAN #2: I’d swear too if I were you!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Swears About Sex All the Time: John Lustig

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WOMAN #1: Really! I’ve never had sex! I swear!

WOMAN #2: I’d swear too if I were you!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Swears About Sex All the Time: John Lustig

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Sexual Amnesia

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Charles Nicholas from the story “The Scratch of Death” in Nurse Betsy Crane #13, Oct. 1961. Charlton Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two nurses talking. The second nurse has one hand to her face and she is upset.

NURSE #1: He has sexual amnesia?

NURSE #2: Yes! After sex he forgets to call!

1961 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
The Forgotten Patient: John Lustig

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SCENE: Two nurses talking. The second nurse has one hand to her face and she is upset.

NURSE #1: He has sexual amnesia?

NURSE #2: Yes! After sex he forgets to call!

1961 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
The Forgotten Patient: John Lustig

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Abby Amour, Part 6–Drinks and Innuendos

Written by the legendary Tony Isabella, the Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. If you missed any previous episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Colonel Blunder and Abby Amour are having drinks at a restaurant. He reaches across the table to hold her hand and they are gazing into each others’ eyes.

CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour

COL. BLUSTER: It’s inappropriate for a commanding officer to ask a subordinate out for drinks…but I had to try to talk you out of resigning. The unit won’t be the same without you!

ABBY: Colonel Bluster, your unit…I mean…the unit will soldier on just fine. You’re known for your rigid standards of excellence!

COL. BLUSTER: *ulp*

1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Colonel Blunder and Abby Amour are having drinks at a restaurant. He reaches across the table to hold her hand and they are gazing into each others' eyes.

CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour

COL. BLUSTER: It’s inappropriate for a commanding officer to ask a subordinate out for drinks...but I had to try to talk you out of resigning. The unit won’t be the same without you!

ABBY: Colonel Bluster, your unit...I mean...the unit will soldier on just fine. You’re known for your rigid standards of excellence!

COL. BLUSTER: *ulp*

1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Girls?

Original Vintage Art & Text

 

Art by Lou Fine from The Ray story in Smash Comics #26, 1941. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Bucky–a freckled, red-headed boy–who’s somewhere between 8 and 10 years old, I guess.

BUCKY: I don’t know what sex is, but if it involves girls…yeckk!

1941 Art: Lou Fine Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Bucky created by Jack Enyart & John Lustig

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SCENE: Bucky--a freckled, red-headed boy--who's somewhere between 8 and 10 years old, I guess.

BUCKY: I don’t know what sex is, but if it involves girls...yeckk!

1941 Art: Lou Fine Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Bucky created by Jack Enyart & John Lustig

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