Becoming a Canadian Mountie

Like the Canadian Mounties, she always get her man.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playing It Cool” in FIRST KISS #12, Jan. 1960.

 

 

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SCENE, PANEL 1: Woman #1 packing a suitcase while Woman #2 watches in background.

WOMAN #1: I’ll make a new start…someplace where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!

WOMAN #2: Well, that leaves out the entire U.S.!

PANEL #2:

WOMAN #1: Then I’ll move to Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!

WOMAN #2: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 & 2019 Last Kiss Inc. Color: Allen Freeman

Art Codes: 12.1.8.3 & 12.1.4.1




Sex Education

Art by Alex Toth from the story “I Want Him Back” Intimate Love #22, May 1953.

 

Transcript:

YOUNG WOMAN HOLDING BOOKS: I’m only getting a C-minus in Sex Ed? But I’m pregnant! Shouldn’t that count for extra credit?

1953 Art: Alex Toth Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk491 Intimate-Love-22.1.2.1

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YOUNG WOMAN HOLDING BOOKS: I’m only getting a C-minus in Sex Ed? But I’m pregnant! Shouldn’t that count for extra credit?

1953 Art: Alex Toth Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk491 Intimate-Love-22.1.2.1

Going Postal

Later this week, I’ll have a new Valentine’s Day cartoon that I cooked up with my pal Mike Pascale. But for now, here’s a slightly updated Valentine’s Day comic from the Last Kiss comic book series—way back in 2002.

And here’s the original 1962 published art:

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of Love Diary #24, Nov. 1962.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.

WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I’ve slept with every man in town!

POSTMAN: Well…uh, not every man!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig

Art Code: N45PostalDue

 

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SCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.

WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!

POSTMAN: Well...uh, not every man!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig

Art Code: N45PostalDue

Holy Sex?

Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

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Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

It’s Not All Your Fault! Or Is It?

If you don’t like this, don’t blame me. It’s probably your fault.

(Sorry. No original art this time.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.

MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!

1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk487

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SCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.

MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!

1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk487