It’s Not All Your Fault! Or Is It?

If you don’t like this, don’t blame me. It’s probably your fault.

(Sorry. No original art this time.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.

MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!

1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk487

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SCENE: Man and woman standing on a rooftop or a brick bridge.

MAN: I’m not saying it’s all your fault! But we were so happy…before you discovered I was cheating on you!

1957 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk487

Order the Lobster

Art by Bill Ward in the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

 

Transcript:

MAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner…even if we don’t have sex!

WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk189

↓ Transcript
MAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner...even if we don’t have sex!

WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk189

Romance on the Spot

Artist Unknown. From the cover of True Love Problems and Advice Illustrated #34, 1954.

 

SCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.

WOMAN: You missed a spot!

1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk502

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.

WOMAN: You missed a spot!

1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk502

Shining Light on a Dark Delight

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in New Romances #14, 1952.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman opens the door of a darkroom—surprising a man and woman who are making out inside.

MAKEOUT WOMAN: OMG! It’s a darkroom nightmare! W-we’re…over exposed!
MAKEOUT MAN: Our sexy fun can’t develop! We’ve been… F-stopped!
WOMAN AT DOOR (thinking): Darn! I wanted to check out his focal length!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk312

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman opens the door of a darkroom---surprising a man and woman who are making out inside.

MAKEOUT WOMAN: OMG! It’s a darkroom nightmare! W-we’re...over exposed!
MAKEOUT MAN: Our sexy fun can’t develop! We’ve been... F-stopped!
WOMAN AT DOOR (thinking): Darn! I wanted to check out his focal length!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk312




Real Woman

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: When we kiss, I finally feel like a real woman!

MAN: Me too!

1958 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk470