A Cheesy Romance

No-calorie humor served up by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of Romantic Story #68, Sept. 1963. Charlton Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

CAPTION: When her pastry chef husband came home from work…

CAPTION: …weight-conscious Amy couldn’t get enough of him.

CAPTION: After all, secondhand cheesecake smell…

CAPTION: …was better than no cheesecake at all!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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CAPTION: When her pastry chef husband came home from work...

CAPTION: ...weight-conscious Amy couldn’t get enough of him.

CAPTION: After all, secondhand cheesecake smell...

CAPTION: ...was better than no cheesecake at all!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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A Heavy Romance? He’s Floored!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Matt Baker from the cover of Romantic Marriage #24, Sept. 1954. Published by St. John. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and a beautiful, red-headed woman are inside an apartment building or large home. He is carrying her up the stairs towards the second floor.

WOMAN: Thanks for carrying me after I twisted my ankle!

MAN: So, how far to your place?

WOMAN: Oh, it’s not mine! It’s my boyfriend’s! It’s on the 12th floor…or maybe the 13th! I’ll let you know when something looks familiar!

1954 Art: Matt Baker Art Dialogue & Back Pain: John Lustig

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SCENE: A man and a beautiful, red-headed woman are inside an apartment building or large home. He is carrying her up the stairs towards the second floor.

WOMAN: Thanks for carrying me after I twisted my ankle!

MAN: So, how far to your place?

WOMAN: Oh, it’s not mine! It’s my boyfriend’s! It’s on the 12th floor…or maybe the 13th! I’ll let you know when something looks familiar!

1954 Art: Matt Baker Art Dialogue & Back Pain: John Lustig

Romantic Marriage #24

Acupuncture Wasn’t Enough

 

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Momism or Me” in Great Lover Romance #16, 1954. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man kissing the side of a woman’s neck. She has her eyes closed in rapture.

CAPTION: Acupuncture wasn’t enough! She needed Acuhickey!

WOMAN: Oh, Yes! Right…there!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man kissing the side of a woman's neck. She has her eyes closed in rapture.

CAPTION: Acupuncture wasn’t enough! She needed Acuhickey!

WOMAN: Oh, Yes! Right...there!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Your Kiss Was So Hot! Hey, Is My Underwear Burning?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Ben Brown & David Gantz from the story “The Faint Heart” in Sorority Secrets #1, 1954. Published by Toby. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Man and woman who have just shared a passionate kiss.

MAN: That kiss! It was so…hot!
WOMAN: Gee! And I wasn’t even using both lips!

1954 Art: Ben Brown & David Gantz Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Kiss Consultant: John Lustig

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Scene: Man and woman who have just shared a passionate kiss.

MAN: That kiss! It was so...hot!
WOMAN: Gee! And I wasn't even using both lips!

1954 Art: Ben Brown & David Gantz Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Kiss Consultant: John Lustig

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Bee Good

Bee all that you can bee!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man behind a couch looks as if he’s about to chase a woman in front of the couch.

MAN: Bzzz! I am a bee and you are my tulip! Prepare for pollination!

WOMAN: I’ll get the flyswatter!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man behind a couch looks as if he's about to chase a woman in front of the couch.

MAN: Bzzz! I am a bee and you are my tulip! Prepare for pollination!

WOMAN: I’ll get the flyswatter!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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