Politics as Usual?

Artist unknown. From AMERICA'S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

Artist unknown. From AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Happy woman falling into a chair.

WOMAN: Yippee! I’ve slept with the whole class! Now I’m sure to be popular!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Happy woman falling into a chair.

WOMAN: Yippee! I’ve slept with the whole class! Now I’m sure to be popular!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Survival of the Fatigued

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Here’s the original art from First Kiss #4 (1958.) A story of young love—and disapproving parents—told by a girl’s mother.

 

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MAN: The election’s over and the winner is...?

WOMAN: Us! No more &%#*ing political ads!

Art: John Tartaglione
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Women don’t know Dick?

Original art from First Kiss #4 (1958.)

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SCENE: Smiling man and woman talking.

MAN: I just need to trick women voters...into thinking I’m not...a total
dick!

WOMAN: Have you considered a sex change?

Art by John Tartaglione

Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut
Color: Dan McConnell

My Politician is a Better Liar Than Yours!

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
–Samuel Butler

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SCENE: Man speaking to woman.

MAN: I don’t lie! I just reinvent the truth...’til it sounds BETTER to voters!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio