Last Kiss Comic For April 5-6, 2020

Distant Lust

Last Kiss Comic For April 5-6, 2020

Promo text from cover art: “Join Cynthia Doyle and Dr. Ed Benson in the life and death drama of a big city general hospital.”
Art Dick Giordano from Cynthia Doyle, Nurse in Love #73–Dec. 1963.

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: A female nurse and a male doctor are standing close and looking at each other.

CAPTION: For many years, Nurse Vesta Vergin has been doing her own form of social distancing with all her dates!

NURSE: You can kiss me, but no tongue! I don’t know where it’s been!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A female nurse and a male doctor are standing close and looking at each other.

CAPTION: For many years, Nurse Vesta Vergin has been doing her own form of social distancing with all her dates!

NURSE: You can kiss me, but no tongue! I don’t know where it’s been!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Today's Last Kiss comic

What…Me Worry?

Today's Last Kiss comic

If only dealing with “the virus” was this easy. Stay safe, folks!

With Love & Humor from Ground Zero (Seattle),

John Lustig

1948 artist unknown. From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #39.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Worried looking woman.

TEXT: Don’t Worry!

All Last Kiss comics are now certified 100-percent virus free.*

*Except for one comic in 2012. (It was sick humor and ended up with more viruses than your mom’s computer! So don’t read it!)**

**Darn it! You read it, didn’t you?

Now you’ll have to wash your brain for at least 20 seconds. Remember, a well-washed brain is a safe brain.

Afterwards, rest your brain. Don’t think! Just read Last Kiss and we’ll do your thinking for you!

1948 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Worried looking woman.

TEXT: Don't Worry!

All Last Kiss comics are now certified 100-percent virus free.*

*Except for one comic in 2012. (It was sick humor and ended up with more viruses than your mom’s computer! So don’t read it!)**

**Darn it! You read it, didn’t you?

Now you’ll have to wash your brain for at least 20 seconds. Remember, a well-washed brain is a safe brain.

Afterwards, rest your brain. Don’t think! Just read Last Kiss and we’ll do your thinking for you!

1948 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Medical Opinion: You’re Dead Wrong

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

 

 

Transcript:

NURSE: You wanted a second opinion! So, I talked to the doctor and we both agree…You’re an incurable jerk!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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NURSE: You wanted a second opinion! So, I talked to the doctor and we both agree...You’re an incurable jerk!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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What you never want to hear from a nurse---or anyone else!

Pregnant with Hope

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN: One of us is pregnant!

MAN: I hope it’s me!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN: One of us is pregnant!

MAN: I hope it's me!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman

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Nighty-Night Nurse to the Rescue

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman nurse using judo (or some such martial art) to throw a man in a shabby alley.

CAPTION: Nighty-Night Nurse (the hard-slugging angel of mercy) stamps out butts…one butthead at a time!

NURSE: Don’t you know…smoking is dangerous?

MAN: Gulp! More dangerous than this?

CAPTION: Remember, Kids! The only good butt is below your waist!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.

 

 

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman nurse using judo (or some such martial art) to throw a man in a shabby alley.

CAPTION: Nighty-Night Nurse (the hard-slugging angel of mercy) stamps out butts...one butthead at a time!

NURSE: Don’t you know...smoking is dangerous?

MAN: Gulp! More dangerous than this?

CAPTION: Remember, Kids! The only good butt is below your waist!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman

40.3.3.6

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Condemned" in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.