Am I Turned On?

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (thinking): Is that a man? or A woman? Am I turned on? Or…no! I’m definitely turned on!

1958 Art: Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN (thinking): Is that a man? or A woman? Am I turned on? Or…no! I’m definitely turned on!

1958 Art: Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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50 Shades for Dummies

Hot, brilliant humor for cool, smart readers (and room-temperature dummies) courtesy of Tony Isabella.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Teach Me, My Love” in FIRST KISS #29, 1962.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.

WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.

Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.

WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.

Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella

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Hot Coffee & You

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Love Thief” in First Kiss #37, May 1964.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man with two hot coffees, offering one to another man.

MAN (with coffees): I like my men like my coffee! Hot…with whipped cream and sprinkles!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Man with two hot coffees, offering one to another man.

MAN (with coffees): I like my men like my coffee! Hot...with whipped cream and sprinkles!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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Let’s Share

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

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MAN IN SCARF: Let’s get married! Then we can share scarves!

WOMAN IN SCARF: And underwear!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman

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One of Us is Gay

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Love Comes Later” in First Kiss #15, July 1960!

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN: Hmmm! I think one of us is gay!

MAN (thinks): I hope it’s me!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN: Hmmm! I think one of us is gay!

MAN (thinks): I hope it's me!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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