Freezer Burn
Dialogue and dessert served by guest writer Tony Isabella.
Art by Dick Giordano from Secrets of Young Brides #43, July 1964.
Free Turkey
Happy Thanksgiving!
And many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s tasty gag!
Inked by Dick Giordano in the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man getting a picnic basket out of the truck of a car as a woman looks on.
MAN: As a Vegan, I’m setting the turkey free!
WOMAN: After it’s roasted?
1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Calorie-Free-Dialogue and Art Changes: Mike Pascale
21.5.6.4
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man getting a picnic basket out of the truck of a car as a woman looks on.
MAN: As a Vegan, I’m setting the turkey free!
WOMAN: After it’s roasted?
1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Calorie-Free-Dialogue and Art Changes: Mike Pascale
21.5.6.4
MAN: As a Vegan, I’m setting the turkey free!
WOMAN: After it’s roasted?
1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Calorie-Free-Dialogue and Art Changes: Mike Pascale
21.5.6.4
Gobbler Greatness
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Love Will Point the Way” in FIRST KISS #14, 1960.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman (in an apron) embrace—framed by an opening in a kitchen with pots and pans.
MAN: You’re going to make Thanksgiving great again? How?
WOMAN: I’m ordering out!
1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
14.4.5.6
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman (in an apron) embrace---framed by an opening in a kitchen with pots and pans.
MAN: You’re going to make Thanksgiving great again? How?
WOMAN: I’m ordering out!
1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
14.4.5.6
MAN: You’re going to make Thanksgiving great again? How?
WOMAN: I’m ordering out!
1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
14.4.5.6
Eating on Empty
Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Girl Next Door” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.
Transcript:
WOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
3.2.2.5
↓ Transcript
WOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
3.2.2.5
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
3.2.2.5
Dapper Harve Hillobeans
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Man Hater” in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.
After being fired as a restaurant critic for Snobbish Living Magazine, “Dapper Harve Hillobeans” relaxed his standards—and his waistline—considerably.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
