Don’t Tell Him That!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story Love’s Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

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WOMAN ON PHONE: I like to sleep with men like him! But don’t tell him that!!! Unless he tells you...that he likes to sleep with women like me!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story Love's Lovely Mirage" in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

It’s Not You

The joke in today’s comic comes from a comment on my site earlier this year by a very funny fan who goes by the moniker “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”

Jam (as I call him) frequently posts hilarious comments on my site. I’m pleased to present one of those comments today as actual Last Kiss dialogue. (Thanks, Jam!)

If you want more chuckles, check out Jam’s Last Kiss comments (along with those of Dave Dell and others) over the last year or so.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

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WOMAN (to man): It’s not you…or even me! It’s all the other men I’m sleeping with!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Dialogue by “Fine jams and jellies since 1982”

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "My Confidence Man" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

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Have a Rose from…The Bachelor

Artist unknown, but possibly Bill Ward. From the story “Yesterday’s Darling” in BROADWAY ROMANCES #1, 1950.

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MAN:Iit’s just like The Bachelor! The rose means I’m keeping you…for now!

WOMAN HOLDING ROSE: I feel so special!

1950 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

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Artist unknown, but possibly Bill Ward. From the story "Yesterday's Darling" in BROADWAY ROMANCES #1, 1950.

Men Make Me Sick

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Love Him…Love What He Does” in FIRST KISS #2, 1958.

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WOMAN: I’m allergic to Men! They make me sick…when they’re not around!

1958 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Love Him...Love What He Does" in FIRST KISS #2, 1958.



Dumb & Dumpster Etiquette

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Danger Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

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WOMAN (talking to a guy in a trench coat who is walking away from her): Wait! you can’t dump me! It’s my turn to dump you!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Danger Heartbreak" in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.