Today's Last Kiss

Reality Show Romance

Today's Last Kiss

Art attributed to Jack Kamen from the story “Dangerous Deception” in First Romance Magazine #51, 1958.

Curious about the story this art comes from? You can read the entire story and the rest of the vintage comic book here on the free comics site, ComicBookPlus.com.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman sitting on couch looking somewhat sad as she holds a newspaper that has a photo of her and a man. The headline under the photo says: Engaged!

WOMAN: No! Of course, I’m not urging you to cheat on me! But, if you do, my agent says he can get us a reality TV show!

1958 Art: Jack Kamen? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman sitting on couch looking somewhat sad as she holds a newspaper that has a photo of her and a man. The headline under the photo says: Engaged!

WOMAN: No! Of course, I’m not urging you to cheat on me! But, if you do, my agent says he can get us a reality TV show!

1958 Art: Jack Kamen? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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She’s Everything He’s Ever Wanted in a Woman

Script by Will Eisner. Art by Dan Zolnerowich from the story “The Legion of Living Bombs” from Smash Comics #14, 1940.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man trying to kiss a bored, busty woman.

MAN: Of course, we should get married! You remind me of my mom!

1940 Art: Will Eisner & Dan Zolnerowich Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man trying to kiss a bored, busty woman.

MAN: Of course, we should get married! You remind me of my mom!

1940 Art: Will Eisner & Dan Zolnerowich Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Today's Last Kiss

Sex You Can’t Forget

Today's Last Kiss

Pencils by Charles Nicholas from the story “The Necklace” in First Kiss #12, Jan. 1960.

 

SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Don’t worry! Except for the sex, I’m totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Background Photo: Fatih
Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I'm totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Background Photo: Fatih
Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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Seedy Sex?

My thanks to Mike Pascale for the (sap-free!) Arbor Day gag and art changes. If you’re on Facebook interested in more of Mike’s humor—especially if you’re a sports fan—check out his Seahawks football webcomic Game Buzz.

Vintage art & text.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21, 1962.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SLEEZY MAN IN FRONT OF A TREE HOLDING A SEED IN ONE HAND: Hey babe! Wanna help me plant my seed?

WOMAN: Sure! Jump in a hole and I’ll bury you!

Happy Arbor Day!
Arboreal Humor & Artistic Mayhem: Mike Pascale
1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SLEEZY MAN IN FRONT OF A TREE HOLDING A SEED IN ONE HAND: Hey babe! Wanna help me plant my seed?

WOMAN: Sure! Jump in a hole and I'll bury you!

Happy Arbor Day!
Arboreal Humor & Artistic Mayhem: Mike Pascale
1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Distant Lust

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Promo text from cover art: “Join Cynthia Doyle and Dr. Ed Benson in the life and death drama of a big city general hospital.”
Art Dick Giordano from Cynthia Doyle, Nurse in Love #73–Dec. 1963.

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: A female nurse and a male doctor are standing close and looking at each other.

CAPTION: For many years, Nurse Vesta Vergin has been doing her own form of social distancing with all her dates!

NURSE: You can kiss me, but no tongue! I don’t know where it’s been!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A female nurse and a male doctor are standing close and looking at each other.

CAPTION: For many years, Nurse Vesta Vergin has been doing her own form of social distancing with all her dates!

NURSE: You can kiss me, but no tongue! I don’t know where it’s been!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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