Smoking Hot Phallic Symbol?

Smoking Hot Phallic Symbol?

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in First Kiss #5, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man talking with a woman. Smoke is coming out of his mouth.

MAN: File a complaint with John Lustig, Ginny. He forgot to have his artist draw my giant cigar. Now my exhaling smoke just looks silly.

WOMAN (thinking): Yet oddly intriguing and even sexy. Is “giant cigar” a euphemism?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Man talking with a woman. Smoke is coming out of his mouth.

MAN: File a complaint with John Lustig, Ginny. He forgot to have his artist draw my giant cigar. Now my exhaling smoke just looks silly.

WOMAN (thinking): Yet oddly intriguing and even sexy. Is “giant cigar” a euphemism?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Weed Day 2022

Weed Day 2022

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Steve Ditko from “The Man Who Saw Again” in Tales of the Mysterious Traveler #8, July 1958. Charlton Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man with eyes very wide open and hand (with fingers apart) reaching towards readers.

MAN: See? I told you! marijuana doesn’t affect me at all! Hey, look! My fingers are naked! Wow! so sexy! I wonder if I can date them!

CAPTION: 1958 Art: Steve Ditko New Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: Man with eyes very wide open and hand (with fingers apart) reaching towards readers.

MAN: See? I told you! marijuana doesn’t affect me at all! Hey, look! My fingers are naked! Wow! so sexy! I wonder if I can date them!

CAPTION: 1958 Art: Steve Ditko New Dialogue: John Lustig

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Needs Her Morning Coffee

Needs Her Morning Coffee

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in a nightgown sitting at her breakfast table drinking coffee.

WOMAN: I’m not addicted to coffee! But some mornings I like to have a little in my first whiskey!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman in a nightgown sitting at her breakfast table drinking coffee.

WOMAN: I’m not addicted to coffee! But some mornings I like to have a little in my first whiskey!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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How Oktoberfest always ends on Monster Island

How Oktoberfest always ends on Monster Island

Because of Covid, Oktoberfest wasn’t held this year in Germany. But that didn’t stop Gorgo in this tale of Monster Love from Tony Isabella.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Bill Montes and Ernie Bache from the story “The World Shaker” in Gorgo #19, July 1964. Charlton Comics. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

Transcript:

PANEL #1: Gorgo is standing tall above the jungle, but is leaning unsteadily as if about to fall. There are are stars and special effect images above his head indicating that he’s losing consciousness.

PANEL #2: Gorgo crashes to the ground. A man flees screaming.

CAPTION: it was a familiar tale. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl.

Boy drinks to forget girl.

And, as always, it was the helpless breweries…

…that paid the price for love unrequited.

SOUND EFFECT: KRAASH

MAN: YEEIII!

1964 Art: Bill Montes & Ernie Bache
Writer: Tony Isabella

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©2021 Last Kiss Inc

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SCENE:

PANEL #1: Gorgo is standing tall above the jungle, but is leaning unsteadily as if about to fall. There are are stars and special effect images above his head indicating that he's losing consciousness.

PANEL #2: Gorgo crashes to the ground. A man flees screaming.

CAPTION: it was a familiar tale. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl.

Boy drinks to forget girl.

And, as always, it was the helpless breweries...

...that paid the price for love unrequited.

SOUND EFFECT: KRAASH

MAN: YEEIII!

1964 Art: Bill Montes & Ernie Bache
Writer: Tony Isabella

John Lustig’s Last Kiss
©2021 Last Kiss Inc

I’m Adorable

I’m Adorable

Ode to Oktoberfest?

In the real world, Oktoberfest was cancelled because of Covid.
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Here on planet Last Kiss, however, I’m carrying on with a mini-Oktoberfest salute so that we can all share a digital drink together.
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We conclude Monday with a monstrously funny gag from Tony Isabella that fits the Oktoberfest theme perfectly and also launches us into the Halloween season. Cheers!
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Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A well-dressed woman is talking to a man (possibly a waiter or bar tender) who is standing next to a cash register.

WOMAN: But I’m adorable! Surely my drinks are free!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A well-dressed woman is talking to a man (possibly a waiter or bar tender) who is standing next to a cash register.

WOMAN: But I’m adorable! Surely my drinks are free!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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