Look into my eyes. You’re getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy. Now, you’re dreaming…that this comic is funny. Really funny!

Don’t argue with me! It is funny! And when you wake up, you’re going to tell all your Facebook friends about it.

Right after you bark like a dog…

↓ Transcript
A woman smiles adoringly at a man.

WOMAN: I don’t care if you are the “world’s worst hypnotist!” I love you!

MAN (thinks): And for my next trick…

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

Additional Keywords: hypnotism, hypnotize