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And, after that, I’ll rename the Lincoln Memorial!

Lincoln was such a loser! I’m a winner ’cause I’ve never been assassinated. Plus, I’m way richer! And I marry and divorce hotter women too!

Artist unknown. From BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Artist unknown. From BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Wow! Ted is really having fun!!! I’ll bet he’s a laugh riot at birthday parties and funerals.


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CAPTION: The Secret Life of Ronald Rump

RONALD: First, I’ll change the name of the White House to the rump House! Big licensing fee for me, of course! Next, I’ll
rename the Washington Monument...and make it great too!

1957 Artist: Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira