And, after that, I’ll rename the Lincoln Memorial!
Lincoln was such a loser! I’m a winner ’cause I’ve never been assassinated. Plus, I’m way richer! And I marry and divorce hotter women too!
Wow! Ted is really having fun!!! I’ll bet he’s a laugh riot at birthday parties and funerals.
RONALD: First, I’ll change the name of the White House to the rump House! Big licensing fee for me, of course! Next, I’ll
rename the Washington Monument...and make it great too!
1957 Artist: Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira