Welcome to Virgin Err…the airline that makes you feel like it’s your first time. Flying Virgin is like a trip back in time. So–if you’re late–it isn’t our fault!

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SCENE: Two women talking. One is in the background and looks worried. The other is in the foreground and is patting her hair as she smiles.

WORRIED WOMAN: Golly! Should my boyfriend and I stay virgins or…?

SMILING WOMAN: Well, you can! But trust me…it’s too late for him!