I skipped my own graduations (high school and college), but I’ve gone to other people’s–mostly notably my daughter’s last year when she got her degree in Computer Engineering at the University of Washington. And, yes, I’m still proud!

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SCENE: College campus.

FATHER: We’re so proud!

FATHER (again): So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud!

DAUGHTER (in college graduation robe): I’m sure I’ll get tired of this...in a few hours!