Sexy Gifts from the North Pole

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Woman talking to an elf.

WOMAN: And remember! No more sex toys for Christmas…unless I get to use them!

Vintage art by Vince Colletta Studio Elfication by Mike Pascale

4 Comments

  1. I understand neediing to spend time with family. My mom passed a few years ago and it was a blessing to be able to be with her when that happened. I wish you peace in this time. William

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    • Thanks very much for the kind thoughts, William. You’re right about being with family members as the near death. While my mom’s still alive, we’re nearing that passage soon.

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  2. Batteries not included?

    Some assembly required?

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    • Batteries included, but some manual dexterity definitely required.

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