Sexy Gifts from the North Pole

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Woman talking to an elf.

WOMAN: And remember! No more sex toys for Christmas…unless I get to use them!

Vintage art by Vince Colletta Studio Elfication by Mike Pascale


  1. I understand neediing to spend time with family. My mom passed a few years ago and it was a blessing to be able to be with her when that happened. I wish you peace in this time. William

    • Thanks very much for the kind thoughts, William. You’re right about being with family members as the near death. While my mom’s still alive, we’re nearing that passage soon.

  2. Batteries not included?

    Some assembly required?

    • Batteries included, but some manual dexterity definitely required.


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