Sailor Beware

See the world. Date the Navy!

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SCENE: Woman kisses a sailor as another couple looks on.

WOMAN KISSING SAILOR: At collection is complete! I have a sailor in every port!


  1. Personally, I prefer port in every sailor. Failing that, beer will do.

  2. Chose one:

    1) Lucky sailors have a girl in every port, and a part in every girl.

    2) “Now I can start working on the other branches! Look out, West Point!”

    3) Two months later, Nancy was the first civilian to be awarded the Navy Distinguished Service Medal.

    4) Nancy couldn’t help herself… she had a fetish for seamen in cute little dinghies.

    5) “…Now to start with the WAVES!”



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