Ring Me Up

Art by L.B. Cole from the cover of POPULAR TEEN-AGERS LOVE #14, 1952.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman embracing inside an enormous (symbolic) engagement ring.

MAN: Will you…?

WOMAN: Yes! Oh, god…yes!

1952 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira



  1. “I wanted to think of nothing but this great love we had for each other…

    …but all I could think of was tacos! All the varieties of wonderful, succulent tacos! Fajitas! Tex Mex Crispy Shell! El Pastor! Pescadora! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!”

    …but all I could think about was how to keep from cutting that huge fart I had been holding in since Taco Bell!”

    …but I kept hearing that little voice saying ‘Uh, maybe now would be a good time to tell Greg you’re actually his long lost twin sister’.”

    …but every time I closed my eyes, I kept seeing the Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials making out with the Geico Gekko.”

    …but I kept getting distracted by the way he was squeezing my shoulder blades, smacking his lips, and whispering ‘Yeah, that’ll make a nice brisket’.”

  2. to fj&js1982: Your additions are always excellent. Keep it up, both you and John keep me coming back for more!!

    • Thanks. I appreciate it. And I agree. John rocks

    • I agree completely about fine jam’s contributions. They’re terrific!


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