Remotely Controlled

Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”

Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.

WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?

MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too long as she has the TV remote!


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