Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
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WOMAN: When we kiss, I finally feel like a real woman!
MAN: Me too!
1958 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk470
MAN: Me too!
1958 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk470
“I just asked if my bow tie was on straight. Jeez.”
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“What? Yeah. Take all the time you need. Listen: can you move a step back? You’re blocking my view of that jiggly blonde across the room.”
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“You? Think? Sweetie. You start thinking. And I’ll start building a house outta popsicle sticks. In four years, I’ll have a place to live. And you’ll still be standing here, wondering why you’re always smelling something burning.”
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“Ranch or the house vinaigrette. Honestly, it’s not that important a decision ma’am.”
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“You know…laying on your stomach while naked is really conducive to the thought process. You go do that honey. I’ve just gotta pop down to the kitchen to see if we have any butter.”
First time of reading I saw “Dude”.