Phoney Phallic Symbol
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Phoney Phallic Symbol

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

31.5.3.1

2 Comments

  1. “…but until those genital warts clear up, you’re not going anywhere!”

    Reply
  2. “…but you’ll be working with me at the homeless shelter all evening, and WAY too busy to go anywhere!”

    Reply

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