Here’s the original art.

Remember, guys. Stay in school!
Otherwise your girlfriend won’t love you.Then you’ll start drinking even more than you do now.

And you’ll end up spending all your time browsing Internet porn and web comics.

Oops. Too late.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man with a carpenter's pencil behind his ear talks to a woman.

MAN: My pencil? You think it’s too small...don’t you?

WOMAN (thinking): He thinks I said...“pencil?”

Art: Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano
Color: Allen Freeman