Mom vs Freud

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Young woman eats a raw carrot as her mom looks on.

MOM: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: Crunch!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman and John Lustig


  1. Remember, with any phallic symbol, to properly wash it first before using.

    Sometime a carrot is just a carrot…

    Wouldn’t a cassava be more apropos?

  2. What school did she go to? The Mae West Memorial School for Sexually Empowered Ladies?


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