Steaming-Hot Love on a Plate

Remember to preheat your oven before hot sex. Bake until satisfied. Then serve…as many times as possible.

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SCENE: Woman in a restaurant.

WOMAN: I’ll have the 99¢ Romance Special...with extra hot sex! And a
side order of yummy!

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  1. …and use your meat thermometer to check the temperature, repeatedly.

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