I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.

Kissing? Sure, why not?

I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.

WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio