Department of Homeland Romances

Operators are standing by! Call now and hire us…before your he does!

↓ Transcript
SMILING WOMAN: Are you looking for a romance that's secure, patriotic and 100-percent American? Then you need...

The Department of Homeland Romances!

The only dating service that offers...

--Extensive background checks...going back to birth! And beyond!
--Electronic find out if he's right for you!
--Misinformation! Don't bother lying to impress him! We'll do it for you!
--Torture! We'll fine out how he really feels about what makes him cry like a little girl!

We guarantee if you're not satisfied...there's something wrong with you!


  1. I agree!!!


Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *