Oh, crud. Running this gag made me realize that I’m long overdue for a visit to my own dentist’s torture chamber. (I got the reminder card a year or so ago–and promptly forgot about it.) Time for an appointment. Arrrgh
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SCENE: Woman smiling in dentist chair. Dentist is standing next to her and smiling.
WOMAN: I’ve had dates fill my cavities before...but never like this!
Art by Dick Giordano
WOMAN: I’ve had dates fill my cavities before...but never like this!
Art by Dick Giordano
I hate to ask, but what the heck is that dentist doing with his right hand hidden behind the bib?
Kyle, now that you mention it, that does look suspicious. Uh, maybe he’s holding his dental “equipment.”
What I want to know is… why is that map hanging from his torso?
Laurentina, I think it’s supposed to be a dental bib for the patient. But…well, it could a map…to buried treasure. Or maybe a map to where to dig for a root canal.