April Fool’s Sex

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman in a car talking.

MAN: As an April Fool’s joke, let’s have sex!

WOMAN: How’d that be funny?

MAN: Seeing me naked always makes women laugh!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira


1 Comment

  1. “Oh Dave…

    …Of course I want you! What girl doesn’t dream of an unemployed guy?”

    …What would my husband say?”

    …What would your husband say?”

    …I’m heterosexual, so I don’t think it would work out.”

    …if only we didn’t have the same parents!”

    …We’ll always have Pokipsy!”

    …Uh…your name is Dave, right?”

    …That’s what my last four husbands said. But five is my lucky number!”

    …Don’t worry about the job! We can live on love! And cannibalism!”

    …whether we get married or not, you still owe me $50 for the lap dance!”


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