All Yours…for Now

I’m all yours until 5 p.m. Friday. Unless, of course, my girlfriend comes back early. In that case, hide in the closet and try to be respectful. No snickering while I’m trying to have sex.

Art by Vince Colletta from First Kiss #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from First Kiss #9, 1959.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: I met someone else! But she’s out of town! So... I’m all yours!

Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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2 Comments

  1. The original line is almost as funny as yours!

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  2. The original line is a scream.

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