After That Big Thanksgiving Dinner…
See the original vintage art and text below.

After That Big Thanksgiving Dinner…

Other fun customs from around the world…

—In Upper Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to spit in someone’s drink — while they’re looking.

—In Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to knife someone in the back while they’re spitting in someone’s drink — unless it’s your drink.

—In Still Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to not compliment someone on their knife wounds.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Gay Deception" in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.

SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T

MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc

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6 Comments

  1. Did you use to write for Match Game 77?

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  2. No. But lighting a match right now seems like a good idea.

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    • Maybe not, unless you want to set off one of those flares on the top of Mt. Trashmore.

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  3. “There’s ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR of them. Is this the FOREPLAY I’ve heard so much about??”

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    • My forecast is…yes!

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  4. Since he is apparently the Gay Deceiver, he might reply “I know Lola intimately; we have the same hairdresser.”

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