A Boy Kissed Me

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Young woman eating a carrot as she talks to her mom.

YOUNG WOMAN: Mom, a boy kissed me today!

MOM: Did you kiss him back?

YOUNG WOMAN: Well, it seemed rude not to…after I slept with him!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman


  1. “Oh, I’m sorry Phyllis…

    …But I started sleeping with Ed yesterday. He just sounded so manly in all of your diary entries about him that I had to get me some of that.”
    …But that’s not a carrot. It’s the part I didn’t use in making these Rocky Mountain Oysters.”
    …But Saturday’s the day we were planning on cutting the brake lines on your Grandmother’s Studebaker. We’ll need you there to watch for cops.”
    …I was so busy daydreaming about walling you up alive and never having to hear your hateful voice again that I tuned out what you were saying.”
    …But the MMA called. They had to move your bout against Stipe Miocic to Saturday.”

  2. But Phyllis, don’t you remember? On Wednesday you came out as Gay.


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