Meet Ms. Miserable

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Closeup of a woman crying, both eyes flowing like mini waterfalls.

CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable–The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales–in giant Mylar bags–Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!

WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s…a national holiday in my honor! But I just know something will go wrong tomorrow!

CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!

Inked by Dick Giordano Color by Allen Freeman

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Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Closeup of a woman crying, both eyes flowing like mini waterfalls.

CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!

WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just know something will go wrong tomorrow!

CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!

Inked by Dick Giordano Color by Allen Freeman

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Inks by Dick Giordano from the story "Heartbreaker" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.



Egg-citing

Happy Easter from me and my pal (and frequent Last Kiss collaborator) Mike Pascale.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman talking to someone who is wearing a bunny costume.

WOMAN: At last! Sex worth dye-ing for!

1959 Art (featuring woman): Vince Colletta Studio
Director of Bunny Couture: Mike Pascale

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman talking to someone who is wearing a bunny costume.

WOMAN: At last! Sex worth dye-ing for!

1959 Art (featuring woman): Vince Colletta Studio
Director of Bunny Couture: Mike Pascale

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Gay Deception" in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

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Bunny Power

Happy early Easter from me and my pal Mike Pascale (bunny artist supreme.)

Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962

 

Transcript:

GUY IN BUNNY SUIT: You dated the Energizer Bunny! So I thought…

WOMAN HOLDING HER HAND OVER HER FACE: You’d give me a buzz? I’m shocked!

1962 Artist Unknown
Bunny Costumer Supreme: Mike Pascale

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Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962

↓ Transcript
GUY IN BUNNY SUIT: You dated the Energizer Bunny! So I thought…

WOMAN HOLDING HER HAND OVER HER FACE: You’d give me a buzz? I’m shocked!

1962 Artist Unknown
Bunny Costumer Supreme: Mike Pascale

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Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962

The Infernal Revenue Service

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN: I’m sorry, sir, but The i.R.S. does not accept souls for payment…yet!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 4.2.1.2

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WOMAN: I’m sorry, sir, but The i.R.S. does not accept souls for payment...yet!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 4.2.1.2

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.


Copping A Date

This is the final installment of art from Paul Kupperberg’s Secret Romances. My thanks to Paul for letting me re-dialogue art from his romance anthology.

Interested in the book? Check out the Kickstarter campaign  which continues through April 17.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A female police officer and a male police officer are talking. He’s smoking a cigarette.

FEMALE COP: I love being a cop!

MALE COP: Me too! My best dates are always with women I arrest!

ext ©2019 Last Kiss Inc Art @2019 Pat & Tim Kennedy and Jeff Austin
Art from the romance anthology Paul Kupperberg’s Secret Romances
Being funded on Kickstarter through April 17, 2019 at: http://kck.st/2FT9Vn3

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SCENE: A female police officer and a male police officer are talking. He's smoking a cigarette.

FEMALE COP: I love being a cop!

MALE COP: Me too! It feels good... improving people’s lives! That’s why I date so many of the women I arrest!

ext ©2019 Last Kiss Inc Art @2019 Pat & Tim Kennedy and Jeff Austin
Art from the romance anthology Paul Kupperberg’s Secret Romances
Being funded on Kickstarter through April 17, 2019 at: http://kck.st/2FT9Vn3